Vampire Intermission

A vampire's tackle box

During the first night of my stay, my sleep was only interrupted once, at 5:30 am. I awoke to find a woman standing above me with a large needle and a million little vials which would be used to store my blood. This is actually a good trick because I was too asleep to care that anyone was poking at my veins. After the million vials were filled up with more blood that I ever thought could be in my body, my sweet, sweet bed made of clouds gave me a hug and I immediately fell back asleep.

Let me tell you, they really have their shit together at Allegheny General Hospital. More about that later...